So I have come to learn if I really wish to spend the time and money tracking down all the paperwork of my ancestry, and then have all of it authenticated, and then have it all filed for review by the UK governing body that oversees this shit, I can earn the right to the title of “The Honnorable James Wellington” as a Peerage title. Course, thats serves me no use since its a title only with no extra benefits due to my lack of citizen ship, the fact im not the eldest in the family by any means, and there are far likely to be plenty of living, closer direct decendants in the UK to use up the more privlaged slots… but still, the whole situation is pretty damn cool.
Well… if Dan doesn’t kill you anytime soon then you might live long enough to be the eldest… or atleast old enough to benefit from more than just a boring title. But then the likelyhood of Dan not killing you is slim… The effort of filling out all of that paperwork might be better served in a team of ninjas that follow you and protect you in that moment when Dan decides you no long deserve to breath the same air as he…
yeah good point, i think his wife needs to hurry up and move down here so he can move out into his own place so i can sleep safely once more